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Cake at The Office
03:02
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"Hey can anybody hear me ?
This is the neighbors.
Turn the bloody music down !"
Do you remember when the parties were fun ?
Cake at the office is what my life has become.
Beer-pong isn't really company policy.
So i take a bite out my cake and eat is oh so politely.
Do you remember how we laughed and we played?
small talk now is the conventional way.
Birthdays are a corporational dread.
You got to stuff your face just like how piggies are fed.
Cake- Cake at the office.
There's cake at the office.
Cake at the office
There's cake at the office.
Cake at the office.
Do you remember how we'd do what we pleased?
Now its weather and loans and politics with some cheese.
How i would love to punch and wreck this stupid cake.
That i pretend to like it's so authentically fake.
Cake- Cake at the office.
There's cake at the office.
Cake at the office
There's cake at the office.
Cake at the office.
Cake- Cake at the office.
There's cake at the office.
Cake at the office
There's cake at the office.
Cake at the office.
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2. |
Metal For Breakfast
03:13
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Hey,hey,heyyyyy
Gangsta rap and british pop, means nothing to me.
I wake up to heavy metal music, to set me free.
Blasting drums and killer riffs,will shake the ground to the beat of the bass
It will hit right where it needs to, right in your face.
Metal, Metal for Breakfast.
You want some metal,
Metal for Breakfast.
Scrambled eggs with bacon and beans and some metal,
Metal For Breakfast.
You want some metal, Metal For Breakfast.
Hey,hey,heyyyy
High gained saturation, you know that shit contains caffeine.
Driving to work to the blast of the rythm, may sounds so obscene.
Kick, scream, punch and shout, you know all the crazy people got to let it out.
And fucking pedal to the metal every single day, come on what do you say?
Metal, Metal for Breakfast.
You want some metal,
Metal for Breakfast.
Scrambled eggs with bacon and beans and some metal,
Metal For Breakfast.
You want some metal, Metal For Breakfast.
Metal for fucking breakfast, you know you fucking want it.
Come on and grab your breakfast and stuff it right up in your stupid face.
Only thirteen, you don't know very much, and then everything you try, you're always out of luck.
Now you find out bout the metal and it shows you the way, how to live and to stand at the end of the day.
Now the sound is like a rooster to m and i'll butter up my toast with its intensity.
With the boiling kettle and the sizzling bacon, i wake up in the morning and i need my metal.
Metal.
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When you're at a party and you're feeling stoked (bis)
People wanna turn it down is this a joke ? (bis)
Why you turn the music off you smelly weirdo ? (bis)
Right in the middle of Ruby Soho? (bis)
Turn it up and you'ill never stop.
Down with the people that fuck it up.
We will party till the end of the day.
Never give in, to rationality!
Kill,kill,kill, kill the party-poopers today (x4)
Gonna kill the poops, show me your boobs!
When you're at a festival and you're getting drunk (bis)
People want to go to sleep but you give them punk (bis)
Give me back my pipe so i can down more beer (bis)
Cos hanging out with poops is my biggest fear (bis)
Turn it up and you'ill never stop.
Down with the people that fuck it up.
We will party till the end of the day.
Never give in, to rationality!
Kill,kill,kill, kill the party-poopers today (x4)
Gonna kill the poops, show me your boobs!
In the night there will always be,
Party poopers coming to me, ready to silence and stop the party,
They are the burdens of society so kills the poops.
Kill the poops, Kill the party-poopers (X4)
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Come on down, we'll have a killer time, we'll be cream pie gagging with bukkake slime.
Girls and boys but mosty boys and guys, will hump it out to orgasmic highs.
There's no reason to pull out with age, cause true matures will never stage.
And if you want then you can join the dance, the dance of overaged romance.
The maturity, the dirty granny, the seniority.
(Granny's got the moves and she likes that)
Bring your grandma to the gangbang oh oh; wohoho.
Bring her down, bring her down, bring her down, she'ill have a blast.
Wohoho wohohoooo.
You'd be surprise by the perfection of g-spot striking with affection.
Granny was filmed in the Czech Republic, but glory holing ain't your regular chick flick.
The orgys back in the 1950's, the lust was pouring and and exchanged with ease.
She has so much to teach us all, cause she's been swinging since before we were born.
The maturity, the dirty granny, the seniority.
(Granny's got the moves and she likes that)
Bring your grandma to the gangbang oh oh; wohoho.
Bring her down, bring her down, bring her down, she'ill have a blast.
Wohoho wohohoooo.
There come's a time where medicine technology
Will bring us back more says than we though there could be.
Operations, consultations, surgery, colonoscopy.
Come on and seize the day, the nursing home is mundane anyway.
Gidibididi let's go, cause everybody's gonna fuck. FUCK !
The maturity, the dirty granny, the seniority.
(Granny's got the moves and she likes that)
Bring your grandma to the gangbang oh oh; wohoho.
Bring her down, bring her down, bring her down, she'ill have a blast.
Wohoho wohohoooo.
She wants to join the party, enjoy and taste some cum, shake and bounce that saggy bum and granny's got the moves.
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5. |
Never Split
03:46
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Why can't you stop and just listen to what we're trying to say?
You're tearing us apart for no good reasons and that's not okay.
This bureaucratic hoax.
Just one big joke.
Never will we divide (we'll stick together).
We got nothing to hide (reject the banter).
Cause we'll stand for and defend our unity.
Never will we ever split (we'll stick together).
We've heard the story before (over and over).
We won't bulge to your calamity.
Say something awful.
Intimidate with fear.
We won't move for an instance.
We'll never disappear.
We're a nation, our identity, our country in unity.
We will never, never split.
We'll stick together we believe in it (never ever split).
We are one and the same (We are the same).
One harmonious way (what we want to be).
We must fight cause it's our identity.
Forever will we sing (we'll sing together) .
A punk-rock for what it brings (Punk rock).
An anthem to strenghten us forever more.
Say something awful.
Intimidate with fear.
We won't move for an instance.
We'll never disappear.
We're a nation, our identity, our country in unity.
We will never, never split.
We'll stick together we believe in it (never ever split).
We will never split (never ever split)
We stick together we believe in it.
So have no fear and never shed a tear.
White,black and queers, we'll raise our beers.
Did you not hear ?
We're all the same my dear.
So let's have a beer, to diversity,cheers !
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6. |
Tinder Forever
00:44
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Swipe left, swipe right.
Into the night.
Swipe left, swipe right.
Start a pussy fight.
Swipe left, swipe right.
You're not so tight.
Tinder forever (6x)
Forever Tinder !
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7. |
Cock Slap Punishment
03:28
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Short sighted wacky crooked con-artists.
Were cockslapped in the face when they were asleep.
Big mouths should kept, kept closed, cause the power of emotion is not the power of truth.
Rambling on bout controversy, a modern world of absurdity.
One mission, the ambition, to the false accusation, we can't let them take us over.
Now you will have to pay with a, cockslap punishment!
Right onto your pretty face, its a cockslap punishment!
The rise of mass, mass opinion, had led to stained expression and pollution of the web and the shit that we hear, free our minds from the unclear.
And now total loonies are taking offence, senseless people on the forefront of it all.
Cry,whine but what more can i say.
Cockslap punishement and we'll make them pay.
And when you thought you were taking a break, its a cockslap punishement!
Woken up while you were sleeping, with a cockslap punishment!
Now you got slapped (now you got slapped)
By a cock (by a cock)
A big fat cock (a big fat cock)
You deserved it.
In your face (in your face)
When you're passed out (when you're passed out)
Cockslap (cockslap)
Punishment.
And when you thought you were taking a break, its a cockslap punishement!
Woken up while you were sleeping, with a cockslap punishment!
Now you got slapped (now you got slapped)
By a cock (by a cock)
A big fat cock (a big fat cock)
You deserved it.
In your face (in your face)
When you're passed out (when you're passed out)
Cockslap (cockslap)
Punishment.
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8. |
Born To Consume
03:15
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Grab your credit card out your wallet.
George Clooney told me what else ?
I'm hungry, one more big mac.
Shit shit shit i'm loving it.
Walk the street, they are full of homeless.
Give'em a can open hapiness.
You're too fat, go to the gym.
Buy our products and you'll become slim.
Just do it... Just do !
Born to consume, we're born.
Born to consume, you've got no excuse. (X2)
And if you're feeling so athletic.
Buy our shoes they're on TV.
You're a kid and you believe in magic.
Walt Disney will sell you dreams.
Make the most out of technology.
Think different but be the same.
Wanna drive and feel the motion.
We'ill be there to spill your seas.
Just do it... Just do !
Born to consume, we're born.
Born to consume, you've got no excuse. (X2)
I am (born to consume)
You are (born to consume)
He's (born to consume)
We're all (born to consume)
Go to the mall and buy a fancy shirt, made by kids living in a house of dirt.
Hey hey
They wanna promote their products and brands but it's all fabricated in a foreign land.
Hey hey
No regards for human rights, tucked away from the public and out of sight.
Born to consume is the only way, that human beings engage everyday.
We're born !! Born to Consume !! (x4)
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Porno, Beer and Hardcore Punk
Yall motherfuckers , that's all you ever want.
Yall bloody bastards, you're all fucking cunts.
And time and time again.
We tried to calm ourselves down.
With no success.
We couldn't care less.
And everytime we strike a chord, it sounds just like a horde you crazy wack lil' fellow heavy sound motha fucka playa.
Like it loud, like it swag, like it hardcore (Hardcore)
Break it down to the kness, everybody on the floor.
So sing it with me... hardcore (hardcore)
Hardcore Punk,beer (beer)
Porno (porno)
Porno, Beer and Hardcore Punk
Yall motherfuckers , that's all you ever want.
Yall bloody bastards, you're all fucking cunts.
And when you tought it was all over.
Comes back to kick you in the nuts.
You want t feel the heat, you wanna sweat your meat.
Hardcore punk, stinking skunk, hardcore porno, beer.
You want what you cant have !
Just take what ou can take !
Don't ask just take, just take !
It's yours just take, just take, take !
Giving it all in the moshpit tonight
You crazy bloody bastards wanna fet in a fight.
Headbanging your heads.
Wrecking your brains.
Snapping your neeks just to feel the pain.
Downing beer as fast as your body can take.
Sweaty horny beasts are never taking a break.
Even thought you are pissed out of your mind, you still jerk off to any porn you can find.
Porno, Beer and Hardcore Punk
Yall motherfuckers , that's all you ever want.
Yall bloody bastards, you're all fucking cunts.
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10. |
Microsoft Paint
02:26
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Microsoft Paint, is a tool wich is really cool.
It brings a smile when you're bored at school.
Microsoft Paint, is the power to control.
Every dots on the pc screen.
But don't be a bully coz thats really mean.
Microsoft paint
And i remember like it was yesterday and we would laugh and joke and we would prank and play.
Control C, Control V.
Effect were so easy.
A little bee of happy colorfully canny sprayee.
Right in the are where you can find the coochie.
It's a every good joke that we'd like to transcend
And we really hope the kids will never let it end.
Bill is no weirdo.
Billionaire Picaso.
Never let it go.
Wohohoo
Microsoft Paint, is a tool wich is really cool.
It brings a smile when you're bored at school.
Microsoft Paint, is the power to control.
Every dots on the pc screen.
But don't be a bully coz thats really mean.
Microsoft paint
And then one day, i thought i'd lost my touch.
I'd just open paint and then screenshot a cock.
You know it more than just for pleasing, cause all in all its to express a feeling.
Never had the hunger to get into photoshop cause everything i ever wanted was in pain full stop.
And when i think back of those high scholl days, oh how i miss that artistic craze
Steve jobs had no clue,
On painting with virtue.
If he only knew.
Wohohoo
Microsoft Paint, is a tool wich is really cool.
It brings a smile when you're bored at school.
Microsoft Paint, is the power to control.
Every dots on the pc screen.
But don't be a bully coz thats really mean.
Microsoft paint
Microsoft paint (x5)
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11. |
Stinky Skanky Sexy
02:45
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All these whining posers can suck my balls.
Overly sensitive, thats all they know.
They bullshit deceit that they'll trust against our own face.
Coz all these whining posers can suck my balls.
We're the filthy little wretches and we're always dirty.
We like it wild, we like it crazy.
We keep it raw, we keep it vile living it up all the time.
You know, we're just nasty.
All these heckling crackpots can lick my sack.
Huffy puffy speeches but they don't know jack.
They're moaning so fast that they can't keep up with their own pace.
Coz all the heckling crackpots can lick my sack.
We're the filthy little wretches and we're always dirty.
We like it wild, we like it crazy.
We keep it raw, we keep it vile living it up all the time.
You know, we're just nasty.
We're stinky.
We're skanky.
We're sexy
(Stinky; Skanky,Sexy) (x2)
FINISH HIM, FARTALITY
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Rock'n'roll through it, its short history.
Has gone through a bunch of peaks and valleys.
The troubled youth, you knpw the story.
Dissatisfied by emulated honesty.
So,thanks.
Thanks for nothing.
Thanks for nothing Max Martin you're a piece of shit.
So,thanks.
Thanks for nothing
Thanks for nothing Max Martin, you're a total dick.
And through commerce we will survive.
We will fight back.
Disenfranchise.
And build again, a sound that strives.
We'll hit a spark.
With no more lies.
I wanna go back to.
Bob Dylan's time.
Music was simple and uncomputerized.
But i quickly snap out, there is modern flair.
It'll remain unnoticed through the the public's conditioned stare.
So,thanks.
Thanks for nothing.
Thanks for nothing Max Martin you're a piece of shit.
So,thanks.
Thanks for nothing
Thanks for nothing Max Martin, you're a total prick.
And se we will resurrect again.
We'll clash against the industry.
And we will never, start a war but we'll shake the crowd.
With a mutual vibe.
In the wake of a revolution, fight ofr the punk institution.
Grunge to the bones, we got a boner for the grunge.
Wont'be no radio wave attention.
Fight for the live execution.
The passion is strong and it keep's going on.
And i'm not alone.
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